Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Apr 7, 2015 18:20:07 GMT
So it appeared, the man sitting across from her was having the same bad luck that she was currently afflicted with; from his embittered depiction of his situation, the circumstances even sounded the same, and for that, she couldn’t resist a dry chuckle and a nod of empathy. “Yeah, that would definitely be worse, heh.” She suddenly regretted leaving all of her luggage in the taxi. Well, at least nothing of any real value was lost; everything worth something, she had in some pocket on her jacket, or sitting at home. “Well, I do have some money left over, so I guess it’s not all that bad. Not nearly enough for another ticket, though, nope…” Muttering to herself, she sighed and stared at the floor.
Fortunately for her, however, as she began contemplating the cost-gain ratio of calling home and asking her mom to pick her up (cost clearly outweighed gain; there was a high probability that her dear, sweet, mother would crash a military helicopter into some Xingese monument, and they’d have to fight off a band of ninjas or something), her partner in bad timing mentioned something about an Amestrian journey that piqued her interest. “Well, I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t, haha…” Yep, seemed they were stuck in this mess together.
And so, when he turned to formally introduce himself, it was with an amused smile that she returned the handshake, a contractual symbol of their joint plight; at least neither would be journeying back to Amestris alone, eh? “Janis-Ilona. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.” As he seemed to slump back into the anguish of hopeless despair, she took a thoughtful pose for a moment, contemplating how best to get home, without bothering with Xing Air’s moronic incompetence- it was bad enough getting to Xing, let alone making the journey back… But that couldn’t be helped, she supposed. This, however…
She turned to Kaspar, the glint of an idea bright in her eyes. “Well, as much as I detest the idea of Xingese public transportation today, it’s not too late to catch a train; more productive than plotting the demise of some sadistic airline employees, that’s for sure.” That said, she stupid, bending backwards to stretch briefly, before adjusting her jacket and waiting for her new traveling companion to follow suit; it was going to be one interesting day, that was for sure.
MADE BY ERIS
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Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Apr 4, 2015 1:10:45 GMT
6:36 AM Zhou Highway 5
Oh, for the love of God, put your foot on the gas pedal, dipshit!” Angrily, Janis-Ilona shouted at the taxi driver from the backseat, pissed off that he was driving really slowly, as is evident. Honestly, who even let kids like him drive? He clearly had so little experience, it was a wonder he even got hired in the first place. For a brief instant, she considered commandeering the vessel but decided against it, because that would be stupid. She was an even worse driver than he was, in actuality, and that would have been a horrible idea, fraught with the makings of disaster.
A few minutes later, still wallowing in her hatred for the young and stupid, she checked her watch, and it was clearly time to go, because she was trying to catch her plane. A lot of really funny and overdramatic things happened between this time and her arrival at the airport, resulting in her losing her luggage and not paying her cab fare, to the poor boy’s chagrin, as he realizes he will probably get fired, after incurring a large amount of tickets for various traffic violations, ironically including speeding.
As Jay arrived to Gate 35, however, she saw that her plane was leaving, and no matter how quickly she managed to sprint, she knew that she couldn’t quite catch a plane on foot. Yet. “Hey, wait! Stop that plane, I’m supposed to be on it!” But of course, it was futile, as she ritarded to a halt, grinding her heels into the ground as she reached the benches. “Fuck!” Kicking the nearest bench (fortunately not an occupied one), she scowled at her bad luck. “That stupid taxi driver! Ugh… The LAST time I take public transportation outside of Amestris…” She slumped down into the bench, defeated.
Turning, however, she noticed an equally glum chum, with his luggage beside him. “Bad day for you too, I suppose?”
MADE BY ERIS
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Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Apr 3, 2015 2:13:10 GMT
ACCEPTED The Gods gave us eyes at the front of our heads so we can look forward to the future! A true man never dies, even when he's killed! Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's how a true spirit rolls! You've been accepted to Modern Day Alchemists! Make sure to post in the face claim thread!Welcome to Modern Day Alchemists!
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Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Mar 31, 2015 2:59:53 GMT
ACCEPTED The Gods gave us eyes at the front of our heads so we can look forward to the future, to the future of all futures, into the future in which the future of all futures also lies within a future in which we have eyes, but not in the future in which the Gods are our eyes, because that future, my friends, is a very weird future indeed, and I daresday that such a future be far too futuristic for the means by which we futuristically and realistically determine the reality of the futuristic future, bound by the laws of the future, and also by the eyes that were from the first future that was mentioned, but not the second future! A true man never dies, even when he's killed, for if he dies then, for what purpose has his death been to his country, to his fellow men, nay, to his purpose in the world!? I say no, a man that dies when he is killed is not a true man at all, but a false man, a man made of fallacy and falsehood, and generally untruthfulness, and that, lads, is why he dies when he is killed, for honor and integrity, and the courage of a valiant knight in armor are the marks of a true man, and nothing can take that away, especially not death! Even when he is killed! Verily, go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb, for what possible reason is there to NOT discard reason, in favor of doing the impossible!? A true man does what he wants, even when he physically cannot, and that is why we must do all we can to be true men, and to not die, even when we are killed, but most importantly, we must all practice our kicking! Practice it daily, hourly, once a minute, such that when the time comes, when the clock strikes boldly the designated time, nay, when the hour has arrived for action to also arrive, we may be able to steadfastly deliver a kick, straight into the glass jaw of reason, hopefully within the vicinity of a curb! That's how a true spirit rolls! You've been accepted to Modern Day Alchemists, and we welcome you here, and hope that you may stay and fight for the most high of causes, so long as you may stay here, and I vow solemnly on my honor that this shall be the greatest RP experience that can be enjoyed by mere mortal men! Make sure to post in the face claim thread!Welcome to Modern Day Alchemists, You Hammiest of Hams!
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Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Mar 30, 2015 4:05:49 GMT
ABILITIES & ARMS Janis-Ilona Furor'S
ALCHEMY
I'm bulletproof nothing to lose Fire away, fire away
NAME:→ Titanium Shaping TYPE:→ Alchemy TIER:→ 1 METHOD:→ Shoulder-harnessed pulley system, triggered by writ-mounted switch. → Transmutation array, tattooed on her forearms. VISUAL: BRIEFING:→ At her most basic level of ability, Janis-Ilona is capable of pulling a switch to drop a small quantity of titanium from hr shoulder to her arms, placing it on the transmutation array, and allowing her to coat one of her arms in flexible titanium armor, giving her a vast increase to strength and durability of the limb, simulating the effects of her mother's infamously impenetrable automail. Janis-Ilona Furor'S
EQUIPMENT
This whole damn world gonna know I been here I got two zig-zags and you know I’ll share
NAME: Thunderchild TYPE: Motorycle BRIEFING: Thunderchild is probably the only thing of any worth that Janis-Ilona manages to carry around with her; considering the practical versatility of her alchemy, she hardly needs weapons, or so she thinks, anyways, but everyone needs a fast ride, right? Enter her 2021 Yamaha Stryker. A bit on the old side, Thunderchild has seen its ups and downs, but in the end, it's always persevered. One of the most fortunate things about this vehicle is that she doesn't actually drive it much. Because if she did, it would be totaled in about an hour- she really is a terrible driver. TEMPLATE MADE BY ERIS FOR MDA USE ONLY
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Amestrian Militant
The Titanium Limb Alchemist
Character Class
Lonnie
Nickname
Military Alchemist
Occupation
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Jay
Offline
EST
Tag me @daughterofjay
Amestrian Militant
Titanium Arms
Ability Name
Experienced
Combat Training
Lieutenant
Military Rank
Neutral Good
Alignment
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Post by Janis-Ilona Furor on Mar 23, 2015 10:51:40 GMT
ALCHEMIST/MILITANT JANIS-ILONA FUROR
When I get home I will make amends When Tuesday comes I'll be gone again
FULL NAME: → Janis-Ilona Octavia Furor
AGE: → 29
RACE: → Human
SEX: → Female
BIRTH PLACE: → Kanama, Amestris
NATIONALITY: → Amestrian
DATE OF BIRTH: → Jan. 8, 2011
HEIGHT:→ 5'7" WEIGHT:→ 139 lb PICTURE:DESCRIPTION:→ See above; PERSONALITY: → Janis-Ilona is, at her very inner-most, a very outspoken person. She's never afraid to say what's on her mind, and she's often out to get a laugh for herself, usually at someone else's expense; it's all just funny to her, life. She does things because she wants to, to amuse herself, and while she seems to take her job seriously, and several of her hobbies, in reality, she doesn't seem to take much seriously at all; it sometimes seems like everything is just a joke to her. That said, she does care about more than just getting her keks; she is genuinely interested in the welfare of her nation and her family, and would fight tooth and nail for either of them.
LOVE: → Dogs → Her Parents → Her Country → A Wide Variety of Music → Working Out → Dank Weed → Fast Cars and Motorcycles → Bad puns → Schadenfreude
HATE: → Terrorists → NERDS → Ukeleles → Losing → Angsty Teenagers → Math → Da Rules
ALIGNMENT: → CG
STRENGTHS: → Athletic, very capable in physical performance of most forms. → Doggedly Resilient → A highly capable combatant, and, like her mother, Jay, and her namesake, Ilona Szylagyi, a well-trained anti-alchemist. → Cunning and quick to react. → Resourceful; she is fully capable of turning any nearby object into a weapon, a tool, a trap, or whatever else she might need it to be. → Well-versed in several martial arts, including Krav Maga, Muay Thai, boxing, and Bokator. → Is a pretty good cook, taught by her other mother, Alaina. Her specialty dishes are mac and cheese casserole, and an Esparian-style pepper jack sausage skillet. → Carefree; very relaxed and easygoing. → Great sense of humor.
WEAKNESSES: → Reckless, she likes to act before thinking. → She's a terrible driver; as much as she likes the idea of racing, she can hardly keep a vehicle on the road, let alone outmaneuver other cars. → Lawless; like her mother, she has a clear dislike of the law when it gets in her way, although she is thankfully much more stable than the infamous Kanama Queen. → Won't back down from a challenge, no matter how futile. → Not very tech-savvy, and could probably not pass a high school algebra test if she tried; when it comes to numbers, her answer will always be two. Always. → Tactless; it's not so much that she doesn't know that she offends people, it's that frankly, she doesn't care who she offends; she is a fan of both blunt statements, biting sarcasm, and sometimes just outright humiliating others for their opinions; she's clearly not cut out for politics, that's for sure. → Unfortunately for everyone around her, she is incapable of holding her liquor, but she will deny it vehemently; two shots, and she's on the floor, on a good day. → Far too aloof for her own good.
HISTORY: → TBA
TRIVIA: → If she weren't a soldier, she would have probably gone into professional MMA. → Secretly enjoys singing in the shower/car, but not when people could hear her doing so. → A true romantic at heart, just like her mom, Jay. → But also a shameless flirt. Just like her mom, Jay... → Surprisingly enough, an excellent jazz pianist.
LANGUAGES: → Janis-Ilona speaks Amestrian (1979e6) fluently, and can conversationally speak a bit of Cretan (19bde6), and Xingese (3219e6).
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